All Six of the Three Stooges
Six of the Funniest Guys I Know
Tuesday, November 3, 2026
Restless Knights (1935)
Thursday, August 27, 2026
Horses' Collars (1935)
A Tour De Farce: The Complete History of the Three Stooges on the Road by Gary Lassin
Saturday, August 1, 2026
The Three Little Pigskins (1934)
The Three Stooges Scrapbook by Joan Howard Maurer, Jeff Lenburg, Greg Lenburg.
Saturday, July 25, 2026
Men in Black (1934)
Note: I have previously written about this short on my Movies With Michael blog. This is essentially a revised and expanded version of my post on that blog.
"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard."
"For duty and humanity!"
Despite the title, this film has nothing to do with aliens or Johnny Cash. Instead, the title references a feature length hospital drama starring Clark Gable and Myrna Loy called Men in White (1934). This short may not be a direct parody of that film but it does feature the Stooges as doctors.
In this film, Moe, Larry and Curly graduate from medical school with the highest temperatures in their class. Actually, they only graduated because they had spent too many years in the senior class for too many years. As they graduate, they promise to do whatever they can for "duty and humanity." What follows is a series of comedic bits involving the Stooges running amuck in a hospital.
This is a very enjoyable short. When the film focuses on the Stooges themselves, it is hilarious. The surgery scene is hilarious with one big laugh after another. The Stooges get some great bits of dialogue throughout, many of which are very funny. The "for duty and humanity" catchphrase gets funnier each time it is repeated. Many of the running gags are wonderful. I love the running gag of the boys entering and coming out of a door with a different mode of transportation including a horse and mini-racing cars.
However, the film is weaker when it focuses on the supporting characters. These supporting characters are a lot less funny than the Stooges. The high-voiced nurse is especially unfunny. The filmmakers were trying too hard to make her into Gracie Allen. However, she has none of the charm or humor that Gracie Allen had. Her lines are more likely to make you groan than laugh.
The building used in the film's opening was The Cedars of Lebanon Hospital (4833 Fountain Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90029). Joan Howard Mauer (Moe's daughter) gave birth to her two sons there. It is now a Church of Scientology.
Ray McCarey (born September 6, 1904, in Los Angeles; passed away December 1, 1948, in San Bernardino County) was not one of the typical Stooge directors, having only directed this and Three Little Pigskins (1934) for the team. However, he did direct Shemp (without any other stooges) in a short entitled Salt Water Daffy (1933). Comedy fans might know McCarey best for directing the Laurel and Hardy feature, Pack Up Your Troubles (1932). He also directed an excellent Our Gang short, Free Eats (1932). He would go on to direct such feature films as You Can't Fool Your Wife (1940), Torchy Runs for Mayor (1939), It Happened in Flatbush (1942) and The Falcon's Albi (1946). Ray McCarey was the younger brother of one of my favorite directors, Leo McCarey.
To advertise the film publicity stills were shot with the Stooges and Jeanie Roberts (who played the high-voiced nurse in the short). These were adlibbed by the Stooges during a break from filming. They can be seen below.
A lot changed from script to screen in this movie. One of the strangest was a switching of Moe and Larry's lines in one scene. In the original script, Larry asks a patient what her name is, she responds "Anna Conda." Moe would have said to this "Anna Conda - 95th and 1/8th." In the actual film, Moe asks the patient for her name and both Larry and Moe get the punch line. The Stooges themselves adlibbed a scene in this film. In this scene Moe tells Larry, "Move that cart." Larry responds, "I'll move it when I'm ready." Moe says in a tough voice "Are you ready?" Larry says "Yeah! I'm Ready!" This routine later became one which would be associated with the team. They would perform it again in Three Dumb Clucks, We Want Our Mummy, I Can Hardly Wait, Who Done it? and The Three Stooges in Orbit. Also cut out was a joke involving Curly vaccinating a woman. Curly would have asked if she wanted it on the arm or the leg. She would have responded "Where it won't show." Curly would have asked "What business are you in?" She would have responded "I'm a fan dancer." Curly would say "Stick out your tongue." A running joke in this film is that the Stooges would always run through a glass door in break it. There was one joke involving this that did not make the final cut. Here is how the script describes that joke, "The three stooges dash madly towards the door, but as they open it the laborer, in the corridor, had evidentially been picking something up in front of the door and the impact of his body against the door breaks the glass again, spreading it all over the floor." Joan Howard Maurer believed that the gag was probably cut out because it was too violent and also wasn't funny. Another scene cut involved the stooges working on a man whose knee hurts. He would have said "Oh my knee - oh my knee" to which Moe would responded "What's the matter? You being singing mammy songs?" Latter Larry would have said "I'll take his reflex." Curly would have responded "I'll take his watch." They would have later been in raincoats with beer spigots and mallets to test his reflexes. This film would have also had a completely different ending. Beautiful triplets would have told the stooges they would marry our heroes, "providing you do the most wonderful thing in the world for humanity." They would have got out an axe and said, "We're going to subdivide you." Yes, that ending deserved to wind up on the cutting room floor. It is interesting to note the Curly is not called Curly in the script but rather "Dr. Jerry."
This marked the only Stooges short to be nominated for an Oscar. However, it lost to the Technicolor musical short La Cucaracha (1934).
The music over the opening credits is an instrumental version of the song I Thought I Wanted You by Archie Gottler and Edward Eliscu, which was also heard before Punch Drunks (1934).
The bit with the Stooges using a mallet as an anesthetic, would late be used in Dizzy Doctors (1937), Calling All Curs (1939), All the World's a Stooge (1941), A Gem of a Jam (1943), Hot Ice (1955) and the feature length, Have Rocket Will Travel (1959).
The aforementioned "I'll do it when I'm ready" gag would later be used in 3 Dumb Clucks (1937), We Want Our Mummy (1939), I Can Hardly Wait (1943), Who Done It (1949) and the feature length Three Stooges in Orbit (1962).
The following are exhibitors' reviews from the Motion Picture Herald.
March 9, 1935"Men in Black: Three Stooges - Maybe you call this a comedy, but my patrons did not. Who told the stooges they could act? This is poor comedy and entirely too silly to be funny. Let's have better shorts and less of this kind of entertainment. Running time 19 minutes. -J.J. Medford, Orpheum Theatre, Oxford, N.C. general patronage."
March 27, 1937"Men in Black: Three Stooges - Very good. Played it twice so you know what we think of it. - Harlan Rankin, Plaza Theatre, Tilbury, Ontario, Canada."
-Michael J. Ruhland
Resources Used
The Three Stooges: Book of Scripts by Joan Howard Maurer.
The Three Stooges Scrapbook by Joan Howard Maurer, Jeff Lenburg, Greg Lenburg.
https://threestooges.net/filmography/view/3
https://tessa2.lapl.org/digital/collection/photos/id/115703
https://pcad.lib.washington.edu/building/1175/
Sunday, July 19, 2026
Book Review: Great Movie Comedians
Note: This post originally appeared on my Movies With Michael blog.
Well written and well researched Leonard Maltin's 1978 book remains essential reading for all fans of classic movie comedy.
The book starts with an introduction that discusses the work of silent film comedians that do not receive their own chapters later in this book. This introduction is just as much essential reading as what follows. Offering a brief history of some of these forgotten clowns and how they contributed to the broad history of screen comedy, while also explaining what keeps them from entering into the pantheon of "Great Movie Comedians" like those that receive their own chapters here makes for compelling reading. Quotes for those who worked with these comedians firsthand provide even greater insight to who these comedians were and what comedy filmmaking was like in the silent era. This is one of the rare books where I wish that the introduction had gone on longer.
The actual chapters cover 22 of the best comedians (or comedy teams) to ever grace the silver screen. These are Charlie Chaplin, Mabel Normand, Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle, Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd, Harry Langdon, Charley Chase, Raymond Griffith, Marie Dressler, Laurel and Hardy, Will Rogers, Joe E. Brown, The Marx Brothers, W.C. Feilds, Mae West, The Three Stooges, Abbott and Costello, Bob Hope, Danny Kaye, Red Skelton, Jerry Lewis and Woody Allen. Each of this chapters provides a brief history of the comic's career, some critical insight and a filmography. The critical insight truly shows Maltin's talent as a critic and a writer. He has great admiration for the talent of each of these performers, while also allowing himself to critique the flaws in some of their work. While I may not agree with all his critical opinions (I have a much higher opinion of Harry Langdon's self-directed efforts), they are all well written and insightful. Naturally the history may not be as in depth as what you might read in an entire book dedicated to one of these comics, but for the brevity of these chapters, they are surprisingly insightful. The quotes from those who worked with these comics are invaluable even to film buffs, who may know the majority of the information in this book. Though today, we may take the filmographies for granted it is important to remember how in the pre-internet days, how valuable a simple list of each of these performer's films was to any film buff.
If I were to find fault with any of these chapters, it would be the one about Harry Langdon. This is the rare occurrence where Maltin gets his film history wrong. He gives too much credit to Frank Capra and too little to Langdon himself for the creation of Langdon's screen character. However, this is not completely Maltin's fault. One must remember that at the time this book was written there was still a lot of research to be done on Langdon, and his films were not easy to see. Because of this it is easy to have believed Frank Capra's claims to have been instrumental in the creation of Langdon's character. I can't say that I wouldn't have made the same mistake at the time. Today one can see that Langdon's character was already on his way to being formed by the time that Frank Capra began working on Langdon's films. Yet even with this, I am very grateful to Leonard for calling attention to Langdon at this time period.
This is a truly excellent book.
Book Review: The Great Movie Shorts (1972)
Leonard Maltin's The Great Movie Shorts is a seminal book on classic short subjects. While this book is still incredibly enjoyable and informative today, to truly appreciate it, you must put into the context of the time it was written. At this time most writings about movie focused on "important" films, nearly all of which were feature length. A whole book long study of the live action short subject of the 1930's and 40's was something virtually unheard of. Today there have been many books written about classic short subjects (Leonard Maltin would even co-write another on (with Richard W. Bann), The Little Rascals: The Life and Times of Our Gang). As such this could have been a very basic history and still been an important book. That this is such a well-researched and incredibly informative (even today) book at this time makes it all the more impressive.
This book is broken up into multiple different sections. The first of these is brief history of each major (and some not so major) Hollywood studio and their output in the short subject field. The second is a survey of many of the classic short subject series. This section makes up the bulk of the book and as well as the surveys each series gets a filmography giving you a list of each film, acting and directing credits and a plot summary. This section includes the most popular and famous series such as Laurel and Hardy, The Three Stooges, Our Gang (AKA The Little Rascals), Joe McDoakes, Pete Smith (whose shorts play on TCM regularly) and Charley Chase. Also included are the sound shorts of the beloved silent comedians Buster Keaton and Harry Langdon (the talkie work of legendary silent comedy producer Mack Sennett is even chronicled in this book). Here you get a great picture of an overlooked part of the work of some true Hollywood legends. There are also many series here that even the most avid cinephiles will not have seen or maybe even heard of. Not all the series listed here are comedies as we also get a look at such series as Crime Does Not Pay, John Nesbit's Passing Parade and Screen Snapshots. After this comes surveys of various genres that were not talked about in depth elsewhere in this book (newsreels, travelogues, musicals and sports).
With all this the book marks a perfect introduction to those who wish to get further into classic short subjects, letting you know all aspects of the classic live action short subject, so that whatever your interests may be, you will know when to start. Maltin's writing also often fully reflects his passion for the subject and will make you want to seek out many of the films he has written about. Yet this book is equally essential to seasoned movie buffs. It's in-depth filmographies, look at obscure films (as well as the better-known ones), surprisingly in-depth histories and especially its quotes from many of those who worked on these films (many of whom Maltin talked to firsthand) make this just as essential reading for true cinephiles. Beyond this the book is simply a lot of fun to read.
This book would be reissued and updated in 2015, when it would be retitled Selected Short Subjects" From Spanky to the Three Stooges.
This book should have a treasured place in every movie buff's library. It certainly has a very cherished place in mine.
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Punch Drunks (1934)
Restless Knights (1935)
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